Posted by Dan Greenfield on Oct 28, 2026
MONSTER SMASH! 13 Favorite, Fantastical Fiends
Halloween is almost here! By JIM BEARD Monsters—can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em, amirite? Speaking for myself, I don’t want to picture a childhood or a life without Monsters in them, because that’s the way I grew up and still am after all these years. Whether in books, films, TV, comics, or in my dreams, Monsters have haunted me around every turn, and I’m better for it, for sure. What’s a Monster with a capital “M”? It’s those creatures that rise above the garden variety monsters to make a name for themselves and impress who and what they are — despite the mystery that often surrounds them — upon impressionable minds to the point of cementing their infamy for eternity. They may be from the natural world or turned Monstrous by magical or scientific means, but in the end, they’re here to scare us… or make us fall in love with them. Halloween always sends me down dark paths of thoughts of Monsters and all my most favorite from among their ilk. The ones that rise up above the others are the ones that usually made themselves known to me when I was a wee lad and came on strong to form a lifelong love-fright relationship with me. The chill may be mostly gone from the affairs with a lot of them, but the thrill remains. These are the Monsters I will never forget meeting, and who travel with me, always just out of the corner of my mind’s eye. We’re going to do this chronologically, ’cause I’d never be able to rank these fantastical fiends, so strap yourselves in for a trip into Monsterland! Hope you survive the journey! — The Loch Ness Monster (6th century?). It’s cool for me that Nessie comes up first because she’s my most-favorite “real world” Monster of all. When I think of all the time as a kid I poured over Loch Ness Monster books and photos as a kid, I know it was time well-spent with one of the greatest ongoing mysteries of all time. I don’t know if Nessie’s real, but she lives rent-free in my head. — Count Dracula (Dracula, 1931). There have been many versions of Stoker’s Transylvanian titan on film, but they all have to pay homage to Bela Lugosi. Bela’s fastidious fashion sense hid...
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