A not-at-all subjective list of treats! Halloween’s Thursday! And guess what! Here’s your infallible list of THE TOP 13 HALLOWEEN CANDIES – RANKED, to maximize your Trick-or-Treating experience. What does this have to do with comic books? Nothing, except you can eat these while dressed as your favorite superhero. Let’s get right to it: — 13. Apples. Just kidding. — 12. Smarties. So much better than Sweet-Tarts. Addictive too. There’s no way you can eat just one little roll. — 11. Tootsie Pops. Lotta bang for the buck here. Still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the center, though: — 10. Dots. Dots rock, man. But beware the stale ones. — 9. Milk Duds. If you can keep your fillings intact, Milk Duds will give you a sugar high that will last you through Thanksgiving. — 8. Peanut M&M’s. The best M&M’s variety. I will brook no dissent here. — 7. Snickers. A Halloween staple. — 6. Tootsie Roll. Sometimes chocolatey is better than chocolate, y’know what I’m saying? Midgees are fine and dandy, by the way, but I really prefer the bigger ones. — 5. Milky Way. Snickers without peanuts. And in this case, that’s generally how I prefer it. — 4. Mellowcreme Pumpkins. Pop quiz: What exactly is mellowcreme? Forget it, I don’t want to know. — 3. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. This is my wife’s favorite, far and away. So this is for her. — 2. Candy Corn. C’mon, it’s the quintessential Halloween candy. Doesn’t mean it’s #1, however. — 1. 3 Musketeers. Easily. Without question. When you get a 3 Musketeers in your plastic pumpkin candy carrier, you have hit the jackpot, Tiger. And forget “Fun Size.” “Fun Size” is not fun at all. It’s just a dirty tease. No, if you find that magic house that gives out full-size 3 Musketeers bars, you have found Halloween nirvana. — MORE — 13 Groovy BEN COOPER Designs That Would Make Great T-Shirts. Click here. — The Goofy Giddiness of Disney’s CHILLING, THRILLING HAUNTED HOUSE Record. Click...