INSIDE LOOK: A Halloween relic worth revisiting…
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UPDATED 10/1/24: Halloween’s a-comin’ and we kick off October with a 13th Dimension tradition — an INSIDE LOOK at Disney’s Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House that first ran in 2017. Dig it! — Dan
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Man, I love Halloween. I always have. The candy, the costumes, the crunchy leaves underfoot. The whole bit.
The last few years, to really get myself into the mood of the season — as if it were necessary — I’ve dusted off Disney’s Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House, an album of sound effects and oddball stories that my sister Paula had when we were pretty young. (I was 6 and Paula was 11.)
I say “dusted off” in the metaphorical sense because while Paula’s version was a vinyl LP with an orange cover, my current copy was downloaded from iTunes.
So there I go, walking in Manhattan twilight, while my earbuds fill with odd moans and shrieks and barks and screeches. You should try it some time.
Anyway, I love listening to this thing. The first side features snippets of narration by Laura Olsher setting the scene, usually told in the second person: “You are a bold and courageous person — afraid of nothing…” or “Once, as a child, you were frightened by a huge, snarling dog…”
Her words then give way to the track’s thematic sound effects: a long-burning fuse that leads to an explosion and horrid scream; a cat that loses its mind, becoming a feral creature on the attack; even a cruise liner that finds itself smashing into shore.
Olsher’s clearly having the time of her life, hamming it up with a voice that’s filled with delicious, devious portent. And the sound effects themselves, conjured from the Disney vaults, are at once alarming and hilarious. (The second side features similar effects but without narration.)
The first track — The Haunted House — is the longest at 2:59 and acts almost like an overture, featuring many of the sound effects that will be heard elsewhere on the album. It’s a really winning, atmospheric mix and lays the foundation for the rest of the record:
Most of the tracks clock in at under 2 minutes and are fairly straightforward. But two of them really stand out.
One is Chinese Water Torture, a classic example of racist mid-century Americana. It begins, “The ancient Chinese were a very clever race” and segues into the description of said torture method. Then there’s the sound of a waterdrop hitting. And another. And another. And another. It keeps going like that, with the drops interspersed with brief pauses and what sounds like chairs scraping on the floor. The tension just keeps mounting.
Then, finally, mercifully, the “subject” cracks — and the narrator starts babbling in a stunningly fake Chinese dialect. She catches herself and says, startled, “What am I saying — I’m not even Chinese!”
As idiot kids, we screamed with laughter. As an adult living in more enlightened times, it’s profoundly shocking.
But my favorite bit is the final cut of the first side — The Martian Monsters — which sets you up as an astronaut headed to Mars. You get there with lightning speed and when you arrive — Olsher informs you like a distaff Vincent Price — “you are greeted by a hungry welcoming committee.”
And then you’re eaten alive to the sound of munching and swallowing! At which point the martian — likely Olsher’s sped-up voice — remarks, “That was delicious. I wonder what it was,” before heading off in its flying saucer.
This was the track that brought the house down at 12 Middlebrook Drive. Sometimes we’d bypass the whole record just to get to that cut.
Of course, as I sit here writing this, I’ve been playing certain snippets on the computer. A few minutes ago, my son Sam walked by and said, “Ah. It’s that time of year again.”
Yes it is, Sam. Yes it is.
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October 7, 2019
Thanks for the memory/memories! I had this record when I was a kid but forgot all about it.
October 2, 2020
I feel like getting into the spooky spirit already.
October 3, 2020
Hi, this vinyl is new for me! – Thanks for sharing… =) ¡Saludos desde México!
October 2, 2021
I grew up on this album. Your summation with all the attached nostalgia really takes me back. Thank you for a fun trip in the time machine
September 25, 2022
Many thanks for this, Dan! I remembered this from my childhood, and found the entire album on YouTube, and listened to it again, and then found your review online. I enjoyed hearing it again, although as an adult I disliked the racist “Chinese Water Torture.” I also liked “The Martian Monsters” and “Things in Space” on Side 2 (perhaps because of my love of science fiction).
October 2, 2022
This album still holds up today, along with 1969’s “The Story and Song From the Haunted Mansion” (Music By – Buddy Baker, Narrator – Thurl Ravenscroft,
Voice Actor [Ghost Host] – Pete Renoudet,
Voice Actor [Grim Grinning Ghosts] – Buddy Baker, F. Xavier Atencio, Voice Actor [Karen] – Robie Lester,
Voice Actor [Madam Leota] – Eleanor Audley, Voice Actor [Mike] – Ron Howard).
https://youtu.be/5UeS0cjzIj0
October 4, 2022
I feel like this album was my generation’s equivalent of Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours” (i.e. that record that every one of us had).
October 4, 2022
Yes, it must have been rather common. I forgot to mention above that our Grade Three teacher played it for us, I imagine just before Halloween.
October 8, 2022
My best friend as a kid had this album and I have fond memories of listening to it at his house over 40 years ago. I just ordered a copy from Etsy and look forward to owning it and listening for nostalgia.
October 3, 2023
I grew up on this album, playing it year-round. I now own 15 vinyl copies because I hate seeing them sitting in used record shops, so they end up coming home with me.