OK, so we’re getting rolling on our 13 Days of Halloween business (click here for more) and today’s Ben Cooper costume — courtesy of cartoonist Chris Ecker — is the most disgusting thing that the company ever produced.
I dare you to find anything more horrifying than this:
The Visible Man!!
Now, for the uninitiated, the Visible Man was this model that was really popular back in the ’60s and early ’70s. (Hell, for all I know, it still is.) It was a transparent figure that showed off the human anatomy. Y’know, for kids.
But I always found it eerie as hell. (I think we had one when I was little. I’m not sure. I think I blacked it out.)
But to make it a Ben Cooper costume? That’s some warped genius there.
Then again, maybe they would have been better off doing this guy:
I would have bought that.
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