What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? PART 3 — Starring JOE PALOOKA

SUNDAY FUNNIES WITH KERRY CALLEN…

By KERRY CALLEN

Continuing my series reviewing 20th Century comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers…

This week’s battle — JOE PALOOKA vs. HUMPHREY PENNYWORTH! First presented in 1953’s Joe Palooka Comics #77. Written and drawn by Ham Fisher, published by Harvey:

Before I start, I should admit I knew absolutely nothing about Joe Palooka until buying this book. He’s the heavyweight champion of the world! I didn’t know that. It isn’t shocking that he’s going to have the “Bout of the Century” at some point. But in the context of the Battle of the Century in all comic books, how does he stack up? Let’s find out…

WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?

Joe is a boxer. The fact that he ends up in the ring is no biggie. Humphrey, however, is a gentle blacksmith who hates to hit people. The story begins with a quick explanation that Humphrey had recently beat a boxer named Balonki. Why this happened is unclear. It must have happened in a previous issue. I’m sure it was a wonderful story. The trouble this issue begins when two evvvvil boxing agents trick Humphrey into signing a fighting contract. (Side note: I really dig a lot of Ham Fisher’s art.)

Humphrey is a man of honor and reluctantly obeys the contract. As it turns out, nobody can beat Humphrey! He’s built like a mountain and punches like, oh… let’s say, a punching mountain.

Since he’s unbeatable, all the people in West Wokkington Falls (the small town where Humphrey lives) decide to mortgage their houses to build a million-dollar boxing arena.

Unfortunately, the stadium doesn’t bring in enough money and the entire town is in danger of losing their houses! I hope things are going better in East Wokkington Falls. Also, the evvvvil agents have written into Humphrey’s contact that they get everything he owns if he ever quits boxing. He would have to give up the blacksmithing that he loves. The only solution is to have Humphrey fight the heavyweight champion, Joe Palooka! It would ensure a huge audience and tons of money from ticket sales! These panels explain some of it, after the obligatory shower scene and cursing.

The evvvvil agents somehow get the notion that the more Humphrey eats, the more unstoppable he becomes. In other news, the entire nation wants to come see the fight, but everyone either gets lost or blocked.

All this may sound complex, but believe it or not, I’m leaving out a lot! To sum it up, Humphrey and Joe do not want to fight each other, but if they don’t, the entire town loses everything! Unfortunately, there’s not going to be a big, paying crowd. On the edge of your seat yet?

HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?

The fight is ready to begin and we get this interesting panel—

It doesn’t look good for Joe. He takes one punch and it almost does him in.

The bell saves Joe and they continue into the next round. Their fight takes place in and outside the ring.

WHO WINS?

After several solid punches, Joe finally knocks Humphrey over.

HA HA. Humphrey’s been eating so much, he gets stuck in the canvas. But, BOO HOO, the town didn’t make any money and everybody loses everything! Wait, Joe says he’ll pay for everything?!

Joe Palooka, you jerk! Why didn’t you just do that in the first place?

IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?

The book does a good job of setting up the events and it feels like the fight is a big deal. However, the fight only lasts two rounds. At this point in the 20th century, I’m going to have to say the Battle of the Century title remains with the Human Torch vs. the Sub-Mariner, in the fight of ’40.

NEXT TIME AROUND: The Thing vs. the Hulk! It’s the Marvel Age of Comics! Click here.

MORE

— What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? PART 2:  LI’L ABNER VS. DAISY MAE. Click here.

— What WAS the COMICS BATTLE OF THE 20th CENTURY? PART 1: The Human Torch vs. the Sub-Mariner. Click here.

KERRY CALLEN spent much of his career as an artist and art director, developing product for Hallmark, but has also dabbled in comics for many years. As a freelancer, he creates work for a range of needs, spanning from Mad Magazine to children illustrations. He has two graphic novels available on Amazon worldwide, Halo and Sprocket: The Definitive Collection, as well as Dirtnap: Mystic Spit.

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  1. This was fun! I hadn’t read a lot of Palooka and this story came off as something Damon Runyon might have done. And Humphrey reminded me of a fighter from a couple of years ago called “Butterbean.” (“Pennyworth?” You don’t suppose…)

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  2. I had (and got another for my studio years ago on eBay) a Joe Palooka bop bag as a kid. I assume we had some of the comic books and that’s where I knew him from. There are some quickie B&W Joe Palooka movies…apparently 11 of them. Even have a photo of me with the bop bag from that Christmas.

    Also from eBay got a Buddy Palooka doll (his son) and an adorable LITTLE MAX doll (Joe’s pal). Took me two purchases each to upgrade to my keeper’s.

    Loved Beany & Cecil as a kid (just a little older) and when I got a DVD years later…mmmmm…just wasn’t the same watching them. The DVD was defective, so I got to send it back. LOVED it as that little kid.

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