Chech! Klingon Warnog Ale Makes You Want to Conquer Anything

Posted By on Aug 12, 2014 | 1 comment

13th Dimension’s official boozehound reviews an official Star Trek beer!

Photo by Chargin' Chad Rachman

Photo by Chargin’ Chad Rachman

So this showed up: Klingon Warnog Ale from Federation of Beer, the heaviest can in the quadrant.

I’m not much of a drinker. It’s not a thing. I’ve certainly done my share. I just don’t find myself doing it much. So I asked 13th Dimension’s Official Alcoholic Taste-Tester — my buddy Eric Lenkowitz — to down one of these mighty cans, brewed by Tin Man Brewing Co. of Evansville, Ind. It took no convincing.

This is what he had to say:

The perfect libation after a hard day of inter-galactic battle, Klingon Warnog has a nutty creaminess that’s on par with any of your favorite German Dunkels. Brewed on the planet Indiana, this ale will please the most discerning humanoid palate with its “spicy rye” and long, silky finish.

Live long and guzzle!

Or if you prefer the native tongue:

Pup libation qaSpu’DI’ let jaj inter-galactic may’, nutty creaminess on par with favorite german dunkels vIvoqHa’ ghaH ghaj tlhIngan wornagh. brewed indiana chenpu’, ‘ach tIQwI’pu”e’ HIja’ palate je “qoghDajDaq rye” bel HIq ‘ej rIn nI’, silky.
QaStaHvIS yIn ‘ej guzzle!

 

Author: Dan Greenfield

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  1. Makkross Makkross

    August 14, 2014

    Dude, you really learned Kingonese?.

    Really?

    That’s dedication t least. I guess. Exclusive club of learner too, right?

    I might go guzzle this beer though.

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