Accuracy is overrated, man… OK, OK. You might say I have something of a Ben Cooper obsession during Halloween season. I cop to it, no question. It’s just that the schlocky symbol of midcentury trick-or-treating loomed large during my childhood so it’s stayed with me ever since. I mean, just the other day, I ran an ode to Ben Cooper’s Spider-Man costume (click here) while in the past I’ve written about the company’s Batman outfit (click here). And just last year, I posted an extremely popular story: 13 GROOVY BEN COOPER DESIGNS THAT WOULD MAKE GREAT T-SHIRTS (click here). Not only that, Karl Heitmueller Jr.’s WHAT IF 13 SUPERHEROES WORE BEN COOPER COSTUMES INSTEAD? is becoming an annual favorite. (Click here.) And that’s just scratching the surface. Seriously, just type “Ben Cooper” into 13th Dimension‘s search window and you’ll see what I mean. Anyway, Halloween is just days away, so this year we’ve got another new one for you — 13 GROOVY BEN COOPER MASKS — RANKED. Now are these the 13 best ever? No. In fact, I’ve intentionally left out some great ones in favor of some more obscure ones. (Actually, what the world needs is a comprehensive Ben Cooper online database of costumes and images. Get on that, somebody!) Also, I use “Ben Cooper” as a term of art. Some of these might be competitor Collegeville, but you get the gist, right? Right. So let’s have at it. Here are 13 GROOVY BEN COOPER MASKS — RANKED: — 13. Snakeface. That’s actually not its real name. I’m not sure what is. Hell, I’m not even sure WHAT it is. I just know that I cannot look away. — 12. The Flying Nun. Besides the fact that Sally Field is a brunette, I really can’t imagine too many kids really wanted to be Sister Bertrille for Halloween. — 11. Terrified NASA Astronaut. There were a number of different NASA astronaut costumes, usually depicted as bold adventurers. In the ’60s and early ’70s, astronauts were seen as the bravest people (off) Earth. I just love that somebody had the notion that, really, space travel is terrifying — and tried to sell the idea to kids. — 10. Lisa (Conquest of the Planet of the Apes). I still can’t get over that of all the characters in the POTA franchise,...