13 QUICK THOUGHTS About the New STAR WARS Trailer

The Force is with it, baby!


1. That little R2 unit sure has a lot of mileage on him, doesn’t he? If only my Mac would last that long.

2. Kylo Ren!

3. I want a Crushed Vader Helmet for my shelf.

4. Soccer Ball Droid!

5. That downed Imperial Cruiser is majestically magnificent.

6. Where’s Leia?

7. The Falcon still has some moves.

8. A red and black military flag is always chilling.

9. Luke’s daughter, huh?

10. I love the sound of TIE fighters in the afternoon …

11. Luke’s not even bothering with the glove anymore. Good for you, Luke! Own it!

12. I dig the fancy new Stormtroopers, especially the chrome dude.

13. “Chewie … we’re home …” “Rrrraaaggh”

Author: Dan Greenfield

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  1. I’m only guessing that first scene takes place on Tattooine. But if it does, I’m surprised that Star Destroyer and X-Wing haven’t been stripped bare by Jawas!

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